Dear Valley Berkshire Yarn,

I know we’ve been having a rough time lately. It seems like no matter what I do I’ve been pissing you off. You (ok, use I words) I feel like when I get home there’s this tension between us. (3.5 stitches per inch to be exact. was that below the belt?). Well, even when I try to please you by picking up 7 more skeins for the saffron cables project you laugh me off, call the yarn store behind my back and explain to the lady that I am a woman on edge and shouldn’t be allowed to have any more yarn. I don’t understand. I thought things were going great between us. Is it that merino I picked up last week? It doesn’t mean more to me than you do!!!!! We need to reconnect, have some fun. Let’s go out. I’ll even spring for dinner.

love always,
Cassandra

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